brown dog

Mike You should be able to - click on marty's name.. on the page that comes up, you should see an envelope symbol, click on that

That's my new poster-boy sorted 🤩

https://www.europeanwatch.com/watch/Patek-Philippe-5711/1A-001-TIFFANY-Jumbo-Nautilus-5711-TIFFANY-an-37376.html Has to be the ugliest watch ever made....2016, but flares and giant collars... and a snip at....

Monkeys and parrots (As in, grab all your monkeys and parrots!)

'Doing my dhobi' ... blimey, haven't heard that for years!

Is the extractor clipping over the rim of the round? Or struggling to get over it and holding the bolt open by a fraction of a mm? I think it'll be an extractor issue. Pop it out. Clean it. Check the extractor spring. Look to see if it slips easily over a chambered round's rim to grab it.

His phone number is stuck in my mind: 808010 Eight nothing, eight nothing, one nothing.

😂 blimey, maybe it was Stolly starter buttons?! 🤔😂

'Like Mad woman's sh1t' ... I've always thought that must have come from a Belfast house search😂 Speaking of which, sad anniversary yesterday:

Nips like a pair of Scammell starter buttons.

Monging it. Mongtard SSgt to Ocdt: 'you fekkin spastic mong, Sir'. On parade: 'if you don't close your mouth, Mr x, you'll wake tomorrow with it all sticky and a thank you note by your bed'. SSgt: How many pushups do you want to do Mr x? Ocdt: I don't want to do any SSgt. SSgt: Yeah? Well times that by a thousand ya'smartarsed qunt! Insufficient 'bend and drive': 'I make more fkn noise banging my missus' head off the headboard'. Slow drill movts: 'I want to hear you rip your arms away like you'd rip a rapist off your Granny's back'

Sweating like Fred West with a shovel.

Completely different meaning to what those who weren't BAORish would guess: NIG Meaning sprog new bloke (No surprise that one's disappeared!😂)

Mouth like an Arab's dap.

Egyptian PT.

Like shagging an empty headlock.

Whatever happened to this expression?! .. I'm going to start working it back into my conversations

Definately

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VID-20210413-WA0000.mp4

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That's amazing!!

😂 Yup.