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Well guys as it says nothing to do with shooting but i have been pestered by Dave to post this.

Rite I have been doing a lot of shooting up at Daves lately, overthis period of time I also met a young attactive lady,anyhow go lamping with Dave and then go and say hello to the lady and stay the night,as you do.

I am single and not having a serious relationship with anyone so the worlds your oyster,or so I thought,

So spent the night there lastnite after Dave and I had been out and caught up with a charlie or two, so this morning decided to go on her laptop and look at my emails,

This is were the bottom falls out of the bucket

I have a couple of different email accounts ,one which i used when I was offshore which I contacted this lady on , but this morning ,me the bright spark opened up the other account which has someone else on it who I am sumwhat also friendly with

 

So left her house this morning and recieved a text about 20mins later,

""""YOU FORGOT TO LOG OUT OF YOUR OTHER EMAIL YOU B*********D

 

She had read all the other emails to the other woman , (Glad I wasnt at the house when she did )

 

So after a couple of choice worded texts I dont think I am welcomb anymore

 

Just checked to see if she has sent any emails from my account and at the mo thanks god she hasnt

 

So there we are , I am just getting ready to take the incomming from you lot,

 

Dave has ready given me a good ribbing , and if I hadnt put this up my self ,he would have done it because he is a mate

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Fair play we've had a good old laugh this morning over a cooked breakfast in the local cafe.

I suppose there's nothing like going out with a bang :lol::lol: is there.

Cheers

Dave

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First of all mate change the password on the email account so that she cant log on, then secondly claim insanity. You two timing sleazy old goat. :lol::lol::D:lol:

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Lets get our priorities right here at least we had the fox :lol::lol:

Even though Nem missed the vixen :lol::D

Dave

 

yea true but nem did have two vixens. now hell miss just one

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You were lucky she didnt email the other one!!!!!

 

 

How can he be sure she didnt ?. Not hard to delete a sent massage :lol: . Reminds me of a time offshore when we booked hundreads of anne summer catalogues to a mates house using his email address. It got bad in the end and we ended up putting his prize peugot in the free ads for £50. I think he got about 150 phone calls :o

 

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Come on andy you of all people should know about OPSEC,,,lol,,,I know what i would of done ? in her shoes so did she or didnt she,?????

:D:D:D

 

:o:D:lol:

We went on lockdown mode very quick mate , my Ass was twichting for a while :lol:

I should have know better shouldnt I :lol::D:D

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NEM (your story did make me laugh)

 

well there is always a silver lining when things go wrong, since she no longer wants anything to do with you . you could always passs her phone number on so your loss is someone else's gain. all that person now has to do is tell your ex-lady friend what a waster you are and bob's your auntie .

 

i bet you will never make this mistake again .......neil

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Whos a naughty boy then!!!!

Looks like you need me around to keep you in check Captin!!!! :lol::rolleyes: :rolleyes:

No good you joining the C.I.A ( Cornish. International. Affairs - group ) :lol::D

She was not Polish was she and does nice fish and chips!!!! :D;)

All the best.................

RAY..............................

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Andy

 

Will there be a section regarding this topic on the DVD ? :D:D

 

i think that'll be a different type of dvd and if my memory is correct did we not suggest a "nemasis does devon" dvd a while back, looks like hes been getting in prcatice for it

 

i wonder if he has any film footage :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Oh mate that was silly! Now you'll have a long drive home to a cold bed! WTF were you worrying about your e-mails for at her house? Better things to be thinking about I'd have thought?

 

Funny story though, stupid boy!

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