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Man up the lot of you.

 

Come on guys, grow a pair!! Let's form a resistance organisation to the sofa queens who hug the remote control and who want us men to watch X factor and lady films and find ways of getting back to our basic instincts of hunting, shooting and fishing oh and beer, lots of beer.

Get out your shovels and start digging tunnels and other boys own adventures like Colditz. Are we MEN OR MOUSES(MICES)???

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There are several approaches to this problem

 

Murder, it's cheaper then devorce.... And you're out in less time!

 

Bribery, dodgy this one, she may expect incremental upgrades depending on how desperate you are to get out.

 

Sexual threats, again you may be help to your word, and then graded!!!

 

Bugger..... Looks like you could be stuffed!!

 

Ah well, place a dampened copy of the TV Times over your eyes and go sit in a corner!!

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eff off ronny i was interested in the doll first :lol: go on then you can have it i wanted a spout on it for elwood hes too shy to buy it himself

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still for sale only had one pucture but been repaired my fault tryed to give her a love bite

I can believe that BARRY!iv seen you without your false teeth-you look like draculas grandad :lol: :lol:

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