LONG RANGE CAPT Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 I'm trapped on the sofa - subject again to Downton Abbey. Ahhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackal Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Yep this weather isn't helping things eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danpd Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 I feel your pain. Be strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LONG RANGE CAPT Posted September 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 I feel your pain. Be strong. Thank God for iPhones and Wi-Fi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuck Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Thank God for iPhones and Wi-Fi. I know I'm pretending to watch the x factor!!!!! I hate sky plus sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6mmBR Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Likewise pretending to be interested in X Factor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuck Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Likewise pretending to be interested in X Factor oh she's quite good!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elwood Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Man up the lot of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That bald headed Geordie Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Man up the lot of you. Come on guys, grow a pair!! Let's form a resistance organisation to the sofa queens who hug the remote control and who want us men to watch X factor and lady films and find ways of getting back to our basic instincts of hunting, shooting and fishing oh and beer, lots of beer. Get out your shovels and start digging tunnels and other boys own adventures like Colditz. Are we MEN OR MOUSES(MICES)??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldon Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 What us men will suffer for a bit of leg over................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20series Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 divorce! it's the only way .. trust me I know Alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldon Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Actually divorce solves lots of problems :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbal Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Actually divorce solves lots of problems :lol: ... including the Coriolanus effect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnery Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 for sale 1 rubber doll had very little use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratwhiskers Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 There are several approaches to this problem Murder, it's cheaper then devorce.... And you're out in less time! Bribery, dodgy this one, she may expect incremental upgrades depending on how desperate you are to get out. Sexual threats, again you may be help to your word, and then graded!!! Bugger..... Looks like you could be stuffed!! Ah well, place a dampened copy of the TV Times over your eyes and go sit in a corner!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tackb Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 get a man cave , fit a large tele , problem solved ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbit fingers Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 ... including the Coriolanus effect... Lol Had to Google that one. what do you dial to counter it? 999 I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967spud Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 for sale 1 rubber doll had very little use any punctures? what colour hair? is one with a spout or funnel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnery Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 still for sale only had one pucture but been repaired my fault tryed to give her a love bite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Pay for sex, so much cheaper in the long run. Oops.... better get back to work, the wife is calling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967spud Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 eff off ronny i was interested in the doll first go on then you can have it i wanted a spout on it for elwood hes too shy to buy it himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldie Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 So is this ere doll a vinyl vera....or a rubber ronnie ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garyw Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 still for sale only had one pucture but been repaired my fault tryed to give her a love bite I can believe that BARRY!iv seen you without your false teeth-you look like draculas grandad :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967spud Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 So is this ere doll a vinyl vera....or a rubber ronnie ? OR a Butyl Baldie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldon Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 OR a Butyl Baldie Or a silicone spud.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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