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16 minutes ago, Mike 01 said:

Hi, are you able to send me a PM?  (I don't think I can send one to you, being a new member on the site.)  Was thinking of coming up your way at the weekend.  Thanks, Mike

Mike

You should be able to - click on marty's name.. on the page that comes up, you should see an envelope symbol, click on that

2 hours ago, terryh said:

Couple more images:

 

That's my new poster-boy sorted 🤩

https://www.europeanwatch.com/watch/Patek-Philippe-5711/1A-001-TIFFANY-Jumbo-Nautilus-5711-TIFFANY-an-37376.html

Has to be the ugliest watch ever made....2016, but flares and giant collars... and a snip at....

Monkeys and parrots 

(As in, grab all your monkeys and parrots!)

1 hour ago, Roy W said:

'Anyone got any Dhobi Dust?'

'Doing my dhobi' ... blimey, haven't heard that for years!

Is the extractor clipping over the rim of the round? Or struggling to get over it and holding the bolt open by a fraction of a mm?

I think it'll be an extractor issue.   Pop it out. Clean it. Check the extractor spring.  Look to see if it slips easily over a chambered round's rim to grab it.

7 minutes ago, Roy W said:

Poor old Bobbie, he was half the man he used to be when he left us! 

 

His phone number is stuck in my mind:

808010

Eight nothing, eight nothing, one nothing.

1 hour ago, John MH said:

Nipples like Scammell Wheel Nuts.

😂  blimey,  maybe it was Stolly starter buttons?! 🤔😂

'Like Mad woman's sh1t'

...  I've always thought that must have come from a Belfast house search😂

Speaking of which, sad anniversary yesterday:

Nips like a pair of Scammell starter buttons.

Monging it.

Mongtard 

SSgt to Ocdt: 'you fekkin spastic mong, Sir'.

On parade: 'if you don't close your mouth, Mr x, you'll wake tomorrow with it all sticky and a thank you note by your bed'.

SSgt: How many pushups do you want to do Mr x?

Ocdt: I don't want to do any SSgt.

SSgt: Yeah? Well times that by a thousand ya'smartarsed qunt! 

Insufficient 'bend and drive':

 'I make more fkn noise banging my missus' head off the headboard'. 

Slow drill movts:

'I want to hear you rip your arms away like you'd rip a rapist off your Granny's back'

Sweating like Fred West with a shovel.

Completely different meaning to what those who weren't BAORish would guess:

NIG

Meaning sprog new bloke

(No surprise that one's disappeared!😂)

Mouth like an Arab's dap. 

Egyptian PT.

Like shagging an empty headlock.

Whatever happened to this expression?!

.. I'm going to start working it back into my conversations

28 minutes ago, Popsbengo said:

Thank you - it drives me mad two when people use the wrong spelling

 

Definately

1 hour ago, Popsbengo said:

you're not for real are you?

? 🤔

1 hour ago, Roy W said:

I bet it wasn't as bad as having a club of about a dozen next to you, all stood just behind the point having half a dozen conversations (mostly conspiracy theory shite about Covid)  at the top of their voices to be heard over the shooting and whilst wearing ear defenders! 

Now that is inconsiderate.

😂😂

4 hours ago, Catch-22 said:

🤣

100%

2 hours ago, richard griffith said:

I bought a BRNO model 2 in the mid sixties and fitted it with a Nikko Sterling scope 4x32 with a simple cross reticule which is thick by current standards.Scope was the only option to buy locally at that time.The rifle was very accurate from the start but a hankering for a centrefire in 1970 saw this sold to a cousin.About 4 years ago I managed to get it back and has been in my cabinet for a couple of years minus a magazine.Bought a plastic one and tried it out today.Now the rifle has not been zeroed since I sold it.I used American Eagle long rifle in it today(came with gun when I got it back)and this is the ten shot group at 50 yards.The rifle was zeroed all those years ago at 100 yards but the pics today were shot at 50.Whilst not amazing by some standards I was very pleased with the result given that the settings were put in place over 50 plus years ago.Says some thing about the quality of both rifle and scope!Second picture is another 10 shot group entered.

That's amazing!!

19 hours ago, That bald headed Geordie said:

So has someone at the Monastery been telling porkie pies then and exaggerating the noise levels,  after reading it I draw my own conclusions.   

 

😂 Yup.