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Elliot Morley


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The sad reality is he'll be in some open prison somewhere having an easy time of it at the tax payers further expense :angry::angry:

Dave

 

he went in to nick with a 50p arse , hell come out with oneyou can stick a can of coke up :lol::lol::lol:

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when asked by the 25 stone tatooed yardie cellmate.

 

"would you like to be mummy or daddy??"

 

And Elliot replies in a sheepish and worried voice

 

"Daddy?!"

 

And the Yardie then says......

 

"Great!!!! well you can come over to my bunk and suck mummies Rose (it would seem that the naughty word blocker's at work here, but you can change"Rose" for what ever body part you desire to finish the joke) then!!!"

 

I hope he contemplates on his misdeeds!!!!!!!!!

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When the judge retired to consider Morley's punishment, the ex-minister "Could be heard crying in the corner of the court. His legal team gave him tissues". From todays Daily Mail, and that's what Morlwey will be getting every morning, his daily MALE.

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