riflemanread Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Have any of you guys seen the gas welders daughter lately? She has Acetylene tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest The Equaliser Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Have any of you guys seen the gas welders daughter lately?She has Acetylene tits. No I havent but I have seen the Gravediggers Daughter she will lie under any old Sod and also the Fishmongers Daughter who would lie on the slab and shout fillet Then there was the hunchback who fell in a hole He rocked himself to sleep trying to get out Then there was the young woman who went to the doctors and he diagnosed acute angina and she proclaimed that she had a cute pair of tits as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967spud Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 any more to go to the list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris-NZ Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 yeh, the undertaker's daughter: She led many a poor stiff to the hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menial 1 Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Then there was the Essex millionaires blonde daughter who had recently been bought an expensive sports car by her wealthy father. She set off for a drive in her new car and cut up a bloke in an artic. He caught up with her at the next set of lights and ran to her car and grabbed the keys out of the ignition and threw them into the ditch. Then he drew a circle in the road and told her to get out of the car and stand in the circle and don't move. He grabbed the tyre wrench out of her car and gave the bodywork a severe battering, then looks round to see the blonde girl is laughing. This enrages him even more and he smashes every single piece of glass on the car, then looks round and the girl is in stitches. He loses it big time and rips the seats out, tears the doors off and wreaks havoc on the car until there's just a pile of bits left in a heap on the road. Nearly exhausted he turns round to find the girl sobbing with laughter. He says " I don't know what the #### you've got to laugh about." She says "Every time you turn around I step out of the circle." Pete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprags Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Then there was the Essex millionaires blonde daughter who had recently been bought an expensive sports car by her wealthy father.She set off for a drive in her new car and cut up a bloke in an artic. He caught up with her at the next set of lights and ran to her car and grabbed the keys out of the ignition and threw them into the ditch. Then he drew a circle in the road and told her to get out of the car and stand in the circle and don't move. He grabbed the tyre wrench out of her car and gave the bodywork a severe battering, then looks round to see the blonde girl is laughing. This enrages him even more and he smashes every single piece of glass on the car, then looks round and the girl is in stitches. He loses it big time and rips the seats out, tears the doors off and wreaks havoc on the car until there's just a pile of bits left in a heap on the road. Nearly exhausted he turns round to find the girl sobbing with laughter. He says " I don't know what the #### you've got to laugh about." She says "Every time you turn around I step out of the circle." Pete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 you'll like this LONDON LAWYER V GLASGOW COP A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the expense of the Glasgow cop!! Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please." London Lawyer says, "What for?" Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign." London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please" London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte to come to a complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!" London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says, "Now, dae ye want me to stop, or just slow down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967spud Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack? That's ASDA Price. Selling pathetic rape claim stories to the Sun? That's Katie Price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Ranger Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Have any of you guys seen the gas welders daughter lately?She has Acetylene tits. No but I met the garage owners daughter who loved the smell of benzole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1967spud Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 No but I met the garage owners daughter who loved the smell of benzole. Idont get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris-NZ Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 If you're in need of a cheer-up, check out this website. peopleofwalmart.com have fun Chris-NZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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