Elwood Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 I just thought I would share some amusing signatures that have made me smile, mostly taken from the Snipers Hide forum Be polite, be professional, have a plan to kill everybody you meet If God didn't want me to play with it he would have put it in the middle of my back so i couldn't reach it...Then a pat on the back would really mean something! You can't carry too much ammo... unless you're trying to swim... or on fire." Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig. Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his Anyway thank you for the "conversation" - I would liken it to wrestling with a pig in shite.......after a while you realize the pig enjoys it. Why kill 'em with kindness when you can use an axe? She walked through the door, twrilling a pair of 44's... and in her hand was a gun. Never get out of the boat... A stones throw away from a rock fight. Don't corner somethin' that you know is meaner'n you To test things you have to blow that which promotes growth and vigour up If you can stay calm,while all around you is chaos..... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation. "Lifes tough, it's tougher if you're stupid" Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't out to get me! A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort "Blaming guns for gun crime is like blaming spoons for John Prescott being fat" Half the lies they tell about me aren't true! God has a hard on for green rifles The witchdoctor with the blingiest bone ain't necessarily the one who casts the best spells. The more people I meet, The more I love my PITBULL "The difference between men and boys? 900 yards" I tell the truth, That way I don't have to remember what I said And my favourite A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you that your camo and concealment isn’t up to scratch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JohnGalway Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Got one of them in my sig for ages But I love this one "You can't carry too much ammo... unless you're trying to swim... or on fire." How very true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemasis243 Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 "If God didnt want me to play with it" !!! You got to much time on your hands Elwood but thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldon Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 :rolleyes: A positive attitude etc etc how true, funny enough I've done it many a time for that reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nell Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 If you can stay calm............ beauty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redfox Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 A variation on the "thanks for the conversation..............." Trying to argue with a fool is like wrestling with a pig in shite after a while you realise the pig is enjoying it! Redfox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Above anything else "I tell the truth, That way I don't have to remember what I said" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobt Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Become a millionaire... ..invent a pill to make semen taste like chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratwhiskers Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 When arguing with an idiot..... Make sure he's not doing the same! Never test the depth of the water with both feet! Minds are like parachutes...... They only work when they're open! Artificial intelegence is no match for natural stupidity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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