6ppc Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 At least some people still have a sense of humor. Apologies to Andy Mass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6mmBR Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 ? Many a true word spoken in jest Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wsm Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 And moving on NEVER SAY TO A COP 1 I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (Ok in Texas ) 2 Sorry, Officer. I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3 Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4 Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5 Are You Andy or Barney? 6 I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7 You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8 I pay your salary! 9 Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Ok, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond, "Gee, officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Equaliser Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 And moving on NEVER SAY TO A COP 1 I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (Ok in Texas ) 2 Sorry, Officer. I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3 Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4 Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5 Are You Andy or Barney? 6 I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7 You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8 I pay your salary! 9 Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Ok, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond, "Gee, officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" What even if his name is Andy sorry opologies to Massy could not resist point 5 He once called me Wing Commander i havent a clue why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest varmartin Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 13. Never walk into a `Gay Bar` full of cops and say " scoose me mate ..but can I push your stool in ?" Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Equaliser Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 ;) 13. Never walk into a `Gay Bar` full of cops and say " scoose me mate ..but can I push your stool in ?" Martin Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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charly hunter Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 :angry: 13. Never walk into a `Gay Bar` full of cops and say " scoose me mate ..but can I push your stool in ?" Martin You talking from experience pard????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest varmartin Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Aint that the BEST way to learn ??? ;) Martin PS..i should of added " with a bat " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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