baldie Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 This chap has bad neighbours, and dont like him, so fit him up for something, and the police come calling, and search his house. They find two dead buzzards in his freezer. What are the buzzards for in the freezer ? asks the officer....taxidermy? No says the guy....i,m gonna eat them... Eat them ? you dirty stripey deckchair? youre nicked. The fella is up before the beak in a few weeks, and it really couldn,t be worse....the magistrate is also a very keen member of the ARSEPCA and the rspb... The judge is apoplectic with rage as he reads out the charges. What were you going to do with the buzzards? he asks.. "eat them, mi lud" replies the guy.. "eat them "....EAT THEM ? you dispicable man... Yes, your honour, he replies... Tell me, you filthy miscreant says the judge......What do they taste like ? A bit like an osprey......he says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingbags Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Very Good ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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