Life according to the thinking man

[Redfox]

>An 18-year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two

>months.

>Very worried, the mother goes to the chemists and buys a pregnancy test

>kit.

>The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

>Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who's the pig that did this to

>you? I want to know!"

>The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

>Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and

>distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in anArmani suit

>steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room

>with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them:

>"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry

>her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will

>pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

>Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a

>townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is

>born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank

>account. If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.

>However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What do

>you suggest?"

>At this point, the girl's father, who had remained silent, places a hand

>firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.........

>Shag her again."

 

Obviously a man with an eye to the main chance

Redfox

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