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MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male

Astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold

out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

 

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie rump

Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes

To use rump, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

 

MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen

Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

 

JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World

Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet

He wished he had a hard on now."

 

Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on

This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed

last night."

 

WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's

Formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

 

ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well

Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

 

DURING the 1989 British Masters golf tournament, commentator Richie

Benaud observed: "Notices are appearing at courses telling golfers not to

Lick their balls on the green."

 

CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire

match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands

he just tossed it off."

 

CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:

"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

 

JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What

does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

 

STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better

Today after a 69."

 

THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath

away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."

 

WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big

race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night

about coming from different positions."

 

STEVE Leonard, talking about vegetation on Vets In The Wild, told

Trude: "There's something big growing between my legs."

 

CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live

said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

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STEVE Leonard, talking about vegetation on Vets In The Wild, told

Trude: "There's something big growing between my legs."

 

;););)

 

They all tittled me but the best was the above and thats because I know Steve quite well as he used to be my next door neighbour and its a type of think he would say.

 

 

Stu

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DURING the 1989 British Masters golf tournament, commentator Richie

Benaud observed: "Notices are appearing at courses telling golfers not to

Lick their balls on the green."

CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live

said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

 

I like these 2 the best...and my reply to the first would be.....

 

If they could lick their balls with out falling off the bed/couch,then they wouldnt have to do it on the green.

 

And the second,

 

Hell yes,I'll eat beaver....if the Great Spirit didnt want it eaten why did he shape it like a taco?

 

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I like these 2 the best...and my reply to the first would be.....

 

If they could lick their balls with out falling off the bed/couch,then they wouldnt have to do it on the green.

 

And the second,

 

Hell yes,I'll eat beaver....if the Great Spirit didnt want it eaten why did he shape it like a taco?

 

308Panther

 

 

 

I struggle with its tail i cant stop chewing it ;) its a bit rubbery

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"I struggle with its tail i cant stop chewing it ;) its a bit rubbery"

 

Are you sure that isnt the elastic waistband?

 

 

 

Thats cos you gotta numb it first...NUM NUM NUM :P:P

 

Martin

 

;):D:D:D

 

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Thats cos you gotta numb it first...NUM NUM NUM :lol: :lol:

 

Martin

Stop making me laugh tears are running down my cheeks its not good for me at my age :lol::lol::lol:

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