Redfox Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Try these out MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male Astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie rump Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes To use rump, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself." MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet He wished he had a hard on now." Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night." WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's Formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees." ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg." DURING the 1989 British Masters golf tournament, commentator Richie Benaud observed: "Notices are appearing at courses telling golfers not to Lick their balls on the green." CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off." CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this." JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?" STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better Today after a 69." THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection." WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions." STEVE Leonard, talking about vegetation on Vets In The Wild, told Trude: "There's something big growing between my legs." CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it." Redfox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Equaliser Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 STEVE Leonard, talking about vegetation on Vets In The Wild, told Trude: "There's something big growing between my legs." They all tittled me but the best was the above and thats because I know Steve quite well as he used to be my next door neighbour and its a type of think he would say. Stu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 308Panther Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 DURING the 1989 British Masters golf tournament, commentator Richie Benaud observed: "Notices are appearing at courses telling golfers not to Lick their balls on the green." CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it." I like these 2 the best...and my reply to the first would be..... If they could lick their balls with out falling off the bed/couch,then they wouldnt have to do it on the green. And the second, Hell yes,I'll eat beaver....if the Great Spirit didnt want it eaten why did he shape it like a taco? 308Panther Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Equaliser Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 I like these 2 the best...and my reply to the first would be..... If they could lick their balls with out falling off the bed/couch,then they wouldnt have to do it on the green. And the second, Hell yes,I'll eat beaver....if the Great Spirit didnt want it eaten why did he shape it like a taco? 308Panther I struggle with its tail i cant stop chewing it its a bit rubbery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest varmartin Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Thats cos you gotta numb it first...NUM NUM NUM Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 308Panther Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 "I struggle with its tail i cant stop chewing it its a bit rubbery" Are you sure that isnt the elastic waistband? Thats cos you gotta numb it first...NUM NUM NUM Martin 308Panther Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Equaliser Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Thats cos you gotta numb it first...NUM NUM NUM :lol: Martin Stop making me laugh tears are running down my cheeks its not good for me at my age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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