brown dog Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 The easiest way of explaining the RAF Regiment to civvies....... It's like a family: The Royal Navy is the oldest child, Mum and Dad made all their parenting mistakes with him. The Army is the middle son, they are the explorers who left home and no one cared. The Royal Marines are the youngest and Mum and Dad let them do whatever they want. Well, Mum and Dad got a divorce once all the boys had grown up. Mum got remarried to a rich bloke and quickly gave birth to a fourth son, the Royal Air Force. She loves him the most, showers him with the best toys and buys him whatever he wants. When they go on holiday, they fly first class, stay in five star hotels and enjoy the finest meals. The RAF is spoiled rotten and his three older brothers bitterly resent him for this. Finally there is the RAF Regiment. The RAF Regiment is the rich stepfathers illegitimate son from a fling with a filthy prostitute during the seven year itch. None of the other brothers think or act like he's part of the family and treat him like the unwanted ginger b@stard stepchild that nobody wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popsbengo Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 33 minutes ago, brown dog said: The easiest way of explaining the RAF Regiment to civvies....... It's like a family: The Royal Navy is the oldest child, Mum and Dad made all their parenting mistakes with him. The Army is the middle son, they are the explorers who left home and no one cared. The Royal Marines are the youngest and Mum and Dad let them do whatever they want. Well, Mum and Dad got a divorce once all the boys had grown up. Mum got remarried to a rich bloke and quickly gave birth to a fourth son, the Royal Air Force. She loves him the most, showers him with the best toys and buys him whatever he wants. When they go on holiday, they fly first class, stay in five star hotels and enjoy the finest meals. The RAF is spoiled rotten and his three older brothers bitterly resent him for this. Finally there is the RAF Regiment. The RAF Regiment is the rich stepfathers illegitimate son from a fling with a filthy prostitute during the seven year itch. None of the other brothers think or act like he's part of the family and treat him like the unwanted ginger b@stard stepchild that nobody wants. Poor old Rock Apes 🤣😂 And the poor bast'rds all walk sideways, hence "crabs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20series Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Jealousy, just jealousy🤣🤣🤣 Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown dog Posted May 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, 20series said: Jealousy, just jealousy🤣🤣🤣 Alan 😂😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Say what you want !!! Your just jealous you could never complete the 5 mile off death........... its only for the elite Toe 2 toe with superman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy W Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 I once did an RAF Regiment Map Reading Course, it went like this............. Out of the gate Airfield on the left Airfield on the left Airfield on the left Airfield on the left Back at the Gate Phew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 There also never sort of a base plate 💪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattnall Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Gotta love regiment bashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popsbengo Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, Mattnall said: Gotta love regiment bashing. done with love 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown dog Posted May 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 On 5/18/2021 at 9:09 PM, Roy W said: I once did an RAF Regiment Map Reading Course, it went like this............. Out of the gate Airfield on the left Airfield on the left Airfield on the left Airfield on the left Back at the Gate Phew! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown dog Posted May 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 On 5/18/2021 at 9:47 PM, Kipper said: There also never sort of a base plate 💪 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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