brown dog Posted May 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Egyptian PT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown dog Posted May 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Mouth like an Arab's dap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown dog Posted May 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Completely different meaning to what those who weren't BAORish would guess: NIG Meaning sprog new bloke (No surprise that one's disappeared!😂) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown dog Posted May 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Sweating like Fred West with a shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown dog Posted May 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Monging it. Mongtard SSgt to Ocdt: 'you fekkin spastic mong, Sir'. On parade: 'if you don't close your mouth, Mr x, you'll wake tomorrow with it all sticky and a thank you note by your bed'. SSgt: How many pushups do you want to do Mr x? Ocdt: I don't want to do any SSgt. SSgt: Yeah? Well times that by a thousand ya'smartarsed qunt! Insufficient 'bend and drive': 'I make more fkn noise banging my missus' head off the headboard'. Slow drill movts: 'I want to hear you rip your arms away like you'd rip a rapist off your Granny's back' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No i deer Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 3 hours ago, brown dog said: Sweating like Fred West with a shovel. Sweating like a rapist 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No i deer Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, No i deer said: Sweating like a rapist 😆 I quite often say that and a it's funny if my Mrs says it 🤣😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No i deer Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 I've been sweating like a glass blowers ring piece 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy W Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 on the morning after the night before: "I've got a tongue like Ghandi's Flip flop!" "My mouth feels like the bottom of a birdcage" "That Gorilla came in my room, threw my clothes everywhere, that which promotes growth and vigour in my mouth and left a half eaten Chinky on the floor....again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown dog Posted May 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Nips like a pair of Scammell starter buttons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John MH Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, brown dog said: Nips like a pair of Scammell starter buttons. Nipples like Scammell Wheel Nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy W Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, brown dog said: Nips like a pair of Scammell starter buttons. It was RL Starter buttons! JMH is correct with Scammell Wheelnuts. Bedford RL's, now they were trucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy W Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 "If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No i deer Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 You wernt born lazy you were a quick learner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popsbengo Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Roy W said: It was RL Starter buttons! JMH is correct with Scammell Wheelnuts. Bedford RL's, now they were trucks! Did my HGV training and test in an RL box-body - bloody good wagon once it would 'agree' to start. Many happy memories of trotting down to the LAD for new batteries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terryh Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Lot of things that we (I) did use are now unacceptable in general use, but WTH: as much use as a hand brake in a canoe As popular as a turd in a punch bowl Life's like a blackman's left leg - it's not right and it's not fair That's the rind on the Edam cheese of life a blind man would like to see it. Tight as a ducks arse (you can substitute re a nun's anatomy here!) dim as a TokH lamp slicker than a greased weasel her face looked like it had caught on fire an someone put it out with a shovel face like a driller's vice / welder's bench. all over the place like mad woman's s h i t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy W Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 More Chins than a Chinese phone book A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind donkey called Eric! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown dog Posted May 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 'Like Mad woman's sh1t' ... I've always thought that must have come from a Belfast house search😂 Speaking of which, sad anniversary yesterday: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown dog Posted May 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, John MH said: Nipples like Scammell Wheel Nuts. 😂 blimey, maybe it was Stolly starter buttons?! 🤔😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy W Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Poor old Bobbie, he was half the man he used to be when he left us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown dog Posted May 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Roy W said: Poor old Bobbie, he was half the man he used to be when he left us! His phone number is stuck in my mind: 808010 Eight nothing, eight nothing, one nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy W Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, brown dog said: His phone number is stuck in my mind: 808010 Eight nothing, eight nothing, one nothing. The dirty protests were, apparently, an attempt to make the H block feel more like home................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaMonkey Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Face like a sack of arseholes Nipples like chapel hat pegs Colder than a witch's tit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re-Pete Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Face like a slapped arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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