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There must be dozens of others....................................

'You've got two hopes.........Bob and I lied about the other'

'You're in your own time now, my wife's got a microwave!'

and the one you don't want to hear..............'It pays to be a winner!'




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Something akin to a big or ragged hole - 'A fanny like a ripped Burberry sleeve'

A string vest - 'brown hatters scrambling net'

A well educated Midshipman - 'Like a Lighthouse in the desert, bright but F%C^ all use'

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22 minutes ago, maximus otter said:

Skinny: “I’ve seen more meat on a butcher’s pencil.”

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Ha ha ha, that’s the best one yet. Made me spit my shredded wheat 😂

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From up norf 


“Roll us your cap grandad”

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Said of a chap in the miner's showers, blessed with an impressive member - "he has a roll back like a brood mare's top lip"

"goes down like a chubby kid on a seesaw"


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Meanness: So tight he wouldn't give you the skin off a turd /  the steam off his pi$$.

The morning after: My mouth tastes like a badgers arse / apes armpit / Turkish wrestlers jockstrap / a buzzards chuff.


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