VarmLR Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Dear Dr Bradders Yes, I always had my suspicions about Bradford. I knew a Jessie once. He was ex navy and had just thrown someone through a pub window. When he asked me for a fag (in the days I smoked) I naturally obliged. I take it that I did the right thing and what he really meant wasn't somehow tied up with navy traditions and bell bottoms? Revert!!!!!!! I resemble that remark! I don't really know what I want to revert to. You see, my old man was from Sheffield, and I was born and brought up during the troubles in Enniskillen. When we moved (ahem...a forced move strongly advised by men in suits from the ministry of funny walks in whitehall) we went daaaaan saffff....well actually we went Safff West where strong in the arm, fik in de hed was something that southern jessies from Landan accused us of being....that and drinking fermented applejuice. My dad basically hated anyone not from Yorkshire and encouraged me not to trust anyone who didn't own a whippet and flatcap. I grew up thinking that Yorkshire was a principality and still did until this morning. Diggle sounds very much like my local rifle club so I'm sure I'd fit right in. Oh....I see what I just did there...😚 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdn8409 Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 44 minutes ago, bradders said: There was one F Classer, a malingerer called Hook, but he was lurking away in the Sick Bay Not many Victoria Cross winners get called Malingerers. Bisley is a fantastic venue, sadly a 530 mile round trip for me otherwise I'd be a regular down there again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradders Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Enniskillen huh? My Gt Uncle James Bradders, (Standing) R Inniskilling Fusiliers, 1915-1918, wounded 2nd day of the Somme Grandad Michael Bradders (Seated) R Irish Fusiliers, 1914-1918, Salonica, Dardanalles, Western Front, Qual Sniper (I have certified proof) What you would call CSR types in modern day parlance, definitely not Ladypod® using Plinky Plonkers I'm from Belfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradders Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, mdn8409 said: Not many Victoria Cross winners get called Malingerers. Bisley is a fantastic venue, sadly a 530 mile round trip for me otherwise I'd be a regular down there again. He got the VC from taking part in CSR type shooting, in the sick bay he spent his time lying prone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdn8409 Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 I think he would recoil and vomit at being called 'civilian' Moderately better than being confused with being Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re-Pete Posted January 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Can we start talking about rifles, reloading and range days again, please, and I promise not to post any comment likely to be considered insulting or in any way controversial ever again................... Attached is a pic of one of my mates (George) enjoying his supper............. Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradders Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Why? theres plenty of other threads to discuss all that day to day mundane stuff, and why does anything that’s slightly off course always have to end up with a “can’t we all just get along” comment or two thrown it? stop being so precious everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popsbengo Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, bradders said: Why? theres plenty of other threads to discuss all that day to day mundane stuff, and why does anything that’s slightly off course always have to end up with a “can’t we all just get along” comment or two thrown it? stop being so precious everyone Hear-hear to that. Or is it here-here ? Re-Pete, surely you let the badger take cover before taking aim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re-Pete Posted January 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 OK Bradders, I wasn't going to mention this...........but you asked for it............................... I also feed a fox, and if I can't get to the hosepipe in time, cats, in my backyard.................. Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That bald headed Geordie Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 I have tried to be nice and to get everyone to get along. But no more Mr Nice Guy. The vast majority on here are a bunch of knobs, puffs, pansies, freaks, know it alls, tossers, gits, when I was in the ........, don't you know who I am, I can shoot the arse off a bug at ....... yards, hit an egg at 700yds with no sighters, spiral staircasewits, no idea of English grammar, cannot fekkin spell, boring bastards, look at me in my camo gear don't I look real tough with my rifle, I was on the balcony honest, look at my shiny rifle oooooh how pretty it is, what you shoot off a front rest, real men only need a wall and a bi pod, If I have offended anybody...... quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. If I am banned, quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn. Needed to get that off my chest. Time for a cuppa and a ginger nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy W Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, That bald headed Geordie said: I have tried to be nice and to get everyone to get along. But no more Mr Nice Guy. The vast majority on here are a bunch of knobs, puffs, pansies, freaks, know it alls, tossers, gits, when I was in the ........, don't you know who I am, I can shoot the arse off a bug at ....... yards, hit an egg at 700yds with no sighters, spiral staircasewits, no idea of English grammar, cannot fekkin spell, boring bastards, look at me in my camo gear don't I look real tough with my rifle, I was on the balcony honest, look at my shiny rifle oooooh how pretty it is, what you shoot off a front rest, real men only need a wall and a bi pod, If I have offended anybody...... quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. If I am banned, quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn. Needed to get that off my chest. Time for a cuppa and a ginger nut. Stop sitting on the fence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re-Pete Posted January 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Bald Headed Geordie, which one of your categories do you think you fit into? ....................I'd say boring stripey deckchair if your choice of biscuits is anything to go by.................................😎 Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terryh Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, That bald headed Geordie said: I have tried to be nice and to get everyone to get along. But no more Mr Nice Guy. The vast majority on here are a bunch of knobs, puffs, pansies, freaks, know it alls, tossers, gits, when I was in the ........, don't you know who I am, I can shoot the arse off a bug at ....... yards, hit an egg at 700yds with no sighters, spiral staircasewits, no idea of English grammar, cannot fekkin spell, boring bastards, look at me in my camo gear don't I look real tough with my rifle, I was on the balcony honest, look at my shiny rifle oooooh how pretty it is, what you shoot off a front rest, real men only need a wall and a bi pod, If I have offended anybody...... quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. If I am banned, quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn. Needed to get that off my chest. Time for a cuppa and a ginger nut. How strange? 🤔😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VarmLR Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, That bald headed Geordie said: I have tried to be nice and to get everyone to get along. But no more Mr Nice Guy. The vast majority on here are a bunch of knobs, puffs, pansies, freaks, know it alls, tossers, gits, when I was in the ........, don't you know who I am, I can shoot the arse off a bug at ....... yards, hit an egg at 700yds with no sighters, spiral staircasewits, no idea of English grammar, cannot fekkin spell, boring bastards, look at me in my camo gear don't I look real tough with my rifle, I was on the balcony honest, look at my shiny rifle oooooh how pretty it is, what you shoot off a front rest, real men only need a wall and a bi pod, If I have offended anybody...... quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. If I am banned, quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn. Needed to get that off my chest. Time for a cuppa and a ginger nut. So what are you trying to say...come on man, spit it out!? 🤣🤣🤣 You got Chris Evans round for tea then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 9 hours ago, Breacher said: What on earth are you talking about ? I dont care what you do to squirrels and have never commented on it !! I thought bradders was talking about someone else not you , my mistake , i wasn't being serious anyway . Atb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That bald headed Geordie Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Roy W said: Stop sitting on the fence! Only just started Roy W. Don't get me started on the lazy bunch of tw*ts that Benchresters are. Fancy sitting on your ars*s on fancy stools and the only part of the rifle you touch is the trigger and at known distances, what kind of bloody shooting is THAT! Also the lazy sodding F class wan*ers lying there on overpriced shooting mats and again shooting at know distances and also using electronic targets, get off your fat ars*s and get some camouflage gear on with real mens rifles and a bipod and do a spot of running back and forwards and shoot from manly positions. What a bunch of gays they are. While I am on a roll, cowboy types who use underlevers, if you want to be a bloody cowboy sod off to America and shoot some Indians you bunch of girls and I bet you love wearing Sherrif's badges and walking like John Wayne. Anyway I had my cuppa and ginger nut biscuits and very nice too. Ta ta for now girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That bald headed Geordie Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Re-Pete said: Bald Headed Geordie, which one of your categories do you think you fit into? ....................I'd say boring stripey deckchair if your choice of biscuits is anything to go by.................................😎 Pete I am unique and will not be categorised. I am not a number I am a free man. But I am a benchresting puff and also an f class wank*r. Not interested in dressing up like G.I. Joe (if you want to do that and shoot like a man, join the fuc*ing Army, Marines etc) Think I need another ginger nut to calm myself down bonny lad. Cheers ATB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That bald headed Geordie Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 58 minutes ago, VarmLR said: So what are you trying to say...come on man, spit it out!? 🤣🤣🤣 You got Chris Evans round for tea then? Real men spit it out and don't swallow! But I think that there are a few shooters on here to prefer the latter lol. No offence to those who travel on the other bus darlings. Chris Evans! How very much dare you VarmLR. He is bleedin' GINGER' I absolutely detest those of a ginger persuasion. Something seriously wrong with them and should be rounded up, put in a field and bomb the b*stards. Might have a Franzipan Crumble with my next cup of Earl Grey. ATB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No i deer Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 LMAO 😁🤣. Bald headed Jordy what are you like 😁 Why I man I'm bald but not ginger 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckhurstBen Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 F***ing funny stuff!! Makes me realise how lucky I am to have my own range of 1500 acres of beautiful Devon countyside that I can shoot what I want when I want. Mostly doing what all these rifles were designed for, killing stuff!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That bald headed Geordie Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 27 minutes ago, BuckhurstBen said: F***ing funny stuff!! Makes me realise how lucky I am to have my own range of 1500 acres of beautiful Devon countyside that I can shoot what I want when I want. Mostly doing what all these rifles were designed for, killing stuff!!! I should really slag you off at being a fekkin' braggart, ooooooh look at me, me with all my land and you other poor suckers can go and do one, while I can shoot for miles in any bloody direction, so ya boo suckers. But I find that you might just be my new very best friend BuckhurstBen lol. Have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick 53 Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Hi, I wonder if this article has a junk problem attached as I have received 100 emails on this topic it's sending my computer in to overdrive. Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckhurstBen Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 29 minutes ago, That bald headed Geordie said: I should really slag you off at being a fekkin' braggart, ooooooh look at me, me with all my land and you other poor suckers can go and do one, while I can shoot for miles in any bloody direction, so ya boo suckers. But I find that you might just be my new very best friend BuckhurstBen lol. Have fun The feelings mutual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re-Pete Posted January 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 😂 Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JabaliHunter Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 On 1/15/2019 at 4:32 PM, One on top of two said: Most of us have to go to work 🤪 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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