6ppc Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Found this on a non shooting forum. Little johnny walks into his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one, his dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts ...get out....a little while later Johnnys dad hears a commotion coming from johnnys room...he rushes in and is horrified to see johnny s***ging his gran, johnny just looks at him and says... Not so f***ing funny when its your mum is it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 THATS A GOOD JOKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest varmartin Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 LMFAO ....beauty Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigyboy Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 very clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest varmartin Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Jonnys all grown up now, and his grandparents are taking him to university for the next semester. They stop off at a travel lodge for the night as its a long way for them to drive. When they book in for a room they are told the only one left has two single beds, so they accept it and Jonnys grandad says gran can have a bed on her own and they will have to share one. They are all sound a sleep when granddad wakes up and tries sliding out of bed without waking Jonny, but Jonny wakes up with a startled look on his face..."what`s going on" asks Jonny ..."Ive got a raging hard on and not had one this big for years so I am going to give your grandmother a portion before its too late" "well you better take me with you" wispered Jonny..."why ??" came the reply from his granddad. " Because your holding my cock " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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village idiot Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 I expect you Cornish boys have heard that Denzil Penberthy was caught kissing a cows ass, "it's not what your thinking" he said, "I got chapped lips", "oh, cures them, does it", "no" said Denzil " but it do stop you from licking them". Village Idiot, made in Cornwall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rogern Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 I expect you Cornish boys have heard that Denzil Penberthy was caught kissing a cows ass, "it's not what your thinking" he said, "I got chapped lips", "oh, cures them, does it", "no" said Denzil " but it do stop you from licking them". Village Idiot, made in Cornwall. Briliant, bring on Jethro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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